Ah, global stock markets are on a rollercoaster again thanks to the Israel-Iran war! While rocket attacks rage on, the Dow Jones barely budges with a tiny 0.02% gain, and Nasdaq and S&P are just twitching. But wait, when a ceasefire was announced, indices jumped over 1% like someone just threw money from the sky! Of course, the US Federal Reserve isn’t rushing to cut rates because tariffs and inflation are like annoying relatives who just won’t leave. As the world trembles from Middle East tensions, investors pretend everything’s fine. Who’s crazy here? Comment, argue, and tell us—are you for war or peace on the stock market?
