Trump Is No Longer Safe on the Beach: Iranian Official Threatens Drone Strike to the Belly Button!
Was Donald Trump ever really safe? A high-ranking Iranian official, Javad Larijani, thinks not! He publicly declared that Trump can no longer sunbathe carefree at his luxury beach in Mar-a-Lago, Florida. Why? Because while lying on his stomach, a tiny drone could hit him right in the belly button! Yes, you read that right — the belly button!
Drones: The Weapon of the New Era
This threat is not just empty talk. Iranian television broadcast Larijani’s words amid the backdrop of the “Bloody Pact” campaign — an online platform raising funds for the “punishment” of enemies of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran’s Supreme Leader. They claim to have raised a whopping $40 million so far!
The site states that a reward will be given to anyone who “brings the enemies of God to justice.” And yes, Trump is one of the main targets of this campaign.
Who’s Behind This?
It’s unclear who exactly runs the site, but the Iranian news agency Fars, linked to the Revolutionary Guard, reported the launch of this initiative. They called on religious groups in Iran and abroad to gather in front of Western embassies and show support for Khamenei.
Moreover, the agency called for the application of the Islamic law of moharebeh, meaning “waging war against God,” punishable by death, against Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
Trump’s Security on Shaky Ground
This situation casts a serious shadow over the former US president’s security. While he might still be sunbathing in Florida, Iranian officials are not wasting time with threats. Drones, those tiny flying killers, could be the weapon of the future — and aimed right at the belly button!
What Does This Mean for the World?
This escalation of threats comes at a time when US-Iran relations are on the brink of collapse. The “Bloody Pact” campaign and the raising of millions for Trump’s assassination only fuel the tensions further.
Will this threat come true? Hard to say, but one thing is certain — Trump’s Mar-a-Lago beach is no longer a safe place to sunbathe.
Conclusion
As the world turns to new technologies and weapons, drones become a symbol of a new kind of threat. If you thought Trump was safe lying on the beach, think again. A drone to the belly button? That’s a whole new level of danger!
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